Welcome, Fellow Gnerds!

A gnerd [pronounced, "NER-dh"] is a noun.
It is used to name someone who both reads Asimov and can fix a computer virus.

We know every line from Dr. Horrible and the subplots
and backplots of Who.

We lurk around bookshelves.

We listen to Josh Groban and Chameleon Circuit.

We are every Judith, Max and Russell.

We congregate conventions.

We are the next generation.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

List #1

Top Ten Collaborations You'll Never Hear

10. Michael Buble V. Avril Lavigne [both Canadian, eh.]
9. Carly Simon V. Justin Beiber
8. Kanye West V. Taylor Swift [but you knew that]
7. Weird Al V. Josh Turner
6. Justin Timberlake V. Elvis Costello
5. Katy Perry V. James Blunt [eh...i could dig it.]
4. Fall Out Boy V. Kristen Chenoweth
3. Jim Morrison V. John Lennon [shouldawouldacoulda]
2. Cher V. Lily Allen
1. Lady Gaga V. Josh Groban [but I would love it]

Honorable Mention:
Linsday Lohan V. John Mayer. Lets face it-even with Mayer a declared fan and friend of Sam Ronstad or whatever her name is, their vocals don't mesh well. Although that didn't stop him on Half of My Heart...

Green Eggs and Ham was the product of a dare.

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