Welcome, Fellow Gnerds!

A gnerd [pronounced, "NER-dh"] is a noun.
It is used to name someone who both reads Asimov and can fix a computer virus.

We know every line from Dr. Horrible and the subplots
and backplots of Who.

We lurk around bookshelves.

We listen to Josh Groban and Chameleon Circuit.

We are every Judith, Max and Russell.

We congregate conventions.

We are the next generation.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Disney Movie Math

    The Little Mermaid>Aladdin>Mulan>The Lion King [xThe Lion King 2=The Lion King 1 1/2].Pocahontas>Beauty&the Beast=Hercules>Alice In Wonderland=Happily Ever After=The Sword In The Stone>Tarzan[xA Bug's Life=The Jungle Book]>Robin Hood=The Emperor's New Groove>Sleeping Beauty[/Atlantis=Cinderella]>Toy Story>The Hunchback of Notre Dame>Pinocchio>Oliver[/101 Dalmations-Lady&The Tramp=The Aristocats]>Lilo&Stitch>The Rescuers Down Under>Snow White&The Seven Dwarves>Balto=[Balto 2+Balto 3]>Bambi>Antz>Dumbo>The Fox and the Hound.

    Brother Bear-Home on The Range+Fern Gully/Treasure Planet[carry The Black Cauldron]=The Adventures of Ichabod Crane&Mr. Toad.
    Peter Pan>ALL
    ALL>Fantasia. Just saying.

    Today Is: Teflon Day
    Word of the Day: "Teflon" [see above]
    Lesson Learned:
        If you claim to go your whole life rebelling against stereotypes, it's probably not a good sign when you get handed your senior class Superlatives nomination ballot and cackle like Dr. Cockroach because you can't wait to label all those barbaric imbeciles you go to school with...and your friends.

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